Friends

Even though I've seen most episodes at least three times, I still have to watch it when it's on.

Why? Why is this so?

It's like 25 minutes of audiovisual heroin.

Why are these people so watchable? I wish they were still releasing new ones.

Dunkable biscuits

Always beware of biscuits which, after having been dunked, absorb the drop of tea (or coffee. They're not fussy) which forms, clinging, to their lowest point.

• You will go through an entire packet in a single sitting
• They are prone to disintegrating
• They will leave a puddle of scum in the bottom of your cup.

You have been warned.